Hypnosis, yes/no?

Today I ventured into the mysterious and elusive world of subliminal messages. And not the Disney crap, the “good” kind. I’m still not sure how the hell that works, all I know is that they send messages to your brain. Obviously after looking at it, I decided to try it myself. I used WavePad to make my very own hypnosis tape (though it’s only 16 seconds.) that I’m going to use every night. It has things like… “I like to exercise” “I don’t eat candy”… things like that, because lately I’ve been pretty much eating everything in sight. So far I’m not seeing any results, but I made it 10 minutes ago so there’s still time!

I made another SimSupermodel video. That’s what I do when boredom strikes.

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Sweeney Todd Review

Here it is, I’ve just finished re-watching it. It does not contain any spoilers (except for a brief summary), so if you haven’t watched the movie, feel free to go ahead and read. I must warn you though, I’ve had an extremely large dosage of sugar today, so the following review may sound very cheesy in places.

Sweeney Todd (2007)

Director: Tim Burton

Age Rating: R (18+)

Movie Rating: 4 out of 5

Cast (main): Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman

I immediately wanted to watch it when I took a look at the cast. With Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman and Timothy Spall, it was a must-see for me. I enjoy musicals, especially those with an exciting plot.

Benjamin Barker was accused and sent away by a cold-hearted judge, Turpin, who desired his wife. Barker came back to London after 15 years, completely changed, and wanting revenge on the judge. He adopted the name “Sweeney Todd”. Todd met Mrs. Lovett who owned a meat pie shop, and was known for baking the “worst pies in London”. Together with Mrs. Lovett, Todd set up a barber shop above her pie shop and brutally murdered every costumer while he waited for judge Turpin himself to arrive.

The movie starts off with an intro for the credits, much like most Tim Burton’s films. It really showed off the brilliant editing and special effects that are shown throughout the movie. I was expecting the movie to be really bloody, but it wasn’t half as gory as I thought it would be. Everything looked very real; the blood was there, but not in an overwhelming way.

With the plot being what it was, this movie could have easily turned out tacky and confusing. But it wasn’t. The story line was easy to follow, and rather exciting. I won’t say that the acting was brilliant, but Alan Rickman did a fantastic job portraying the evil judge Turpin, and Helena Bonham Carter has outdone herself as Mrs. Lovett.

A lot of people have been asking whether it would be suitable for them to see this movie if they are only 12, 13, 14 etc.

Sweeney Todd really isn’t as bloody as it should be, and although there is a few scenes where Todd slits his customers’ throats, I’d say that it’s all right for a child over 12 to see it.

It’s a great movie, and the singing (some done by actors who’ve never sang before) is very good. It’s not your typical horror movie, not the type that will leave you with traumatic nightmares for weeks and weeks. Everyone should see it, including those who are not so keen on musicals. Though 90% of the movie is singing, Sweeney Todd should not be ignored because of it. The fantastic lighting and cinematography is as good as the music, and there is plenty to focus on besides the vocals.

This movie will definitely be remembered. If not by the evil, yet charming character portrayed by Johnny Depp, then for one of the best films based on a Broadway musical.

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Uninspired

Good God, I’ve totally forgotten about this blog! I was going to write that tutorial on retouching, but I’m going to have to postpone that. I’m currently in the process of cleaning my room, I have declared open war on dust bunnies.

Currently I have nothing interesting to write about, so everyone who cares will have to wait until I re-watch Sweeney Todd so I can do a review on it. Though it might be slightly biased as I adore Helena Bonham Carter. We’ll see.

From now on I’ll be posting my sim videos here, because I’m not getting many comments on youtube and I don’t know what I should improve on. I stopped making sntm videos, now I’m going to make SimSupermodel ones, which works similar to sntm.

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Wave Day

Sorry for the lack of blogs! Splash MB, a private message board I’m a part of, is having a wave day until the 14th and you can register.

http://www.melonburst.net/splash/

I’m dobbys.sock

By the way, I’ve uploaded 5 episodes of my sims next top model Cycle 1, watch it if you’re bored!

http://www.youtube.com/maketimegofaster

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Retouching Tutorial #1

Here it is, a tutorial I’ve written on basic retouching. This is the first one, and it shows how to generally improve an image. In the second one (which should be up sometime this week) I’ll be showing you how to remove imperfections like wrinkles, pimples, and other blemishes.
This was made in Adobe Photoshop CS (version eight) but I’m confident it will work in other versions, and perhaps in Paint Shop Pro as well. A basic knowledge of photoshop is required, but I’ll try to explain things as clearly as I can.

First of all, I’m going to take you from this, to this, read on if you’re interested.

1. Open up the before in PS or PSP. It should be your ‘background image”. This picture was obviously already retouched, and it’s quite lovely, but the quality isn’t the best and it could use a little altering.
What we’re going to do now, is smooth the skin. Press the “D” key. This should change your foreground color to black and your background color to white.
Select the brush tool, and choose a medium soft brush. I chose the default 3px circle brush, and my settings were 59px for diameter, and 18px for the hardness.
Now we’re going to enter the “quick mask mode”. To do this, press the “Q” key. With your foreground color still as black, paint over Jessica’s face. You should see a red, slightly transparent layer of color. Keep painting until all of her skin is covered, but don’t paint over the eyes, lips, eyebrows etc.
This is what it should look like this.
When you’re done, press the “Q” key again. The red areas become selected, which should look either like this, or like this. Don’t see the difference? The one in the first one has the marquee around the outside of the photo. If your picture looks like the first one, press ctrl+shift+i all at once. This inverts the selection.
Now duplicate the layer and go to Filter>Blur>Gaussian Blur. For the settings, choose 4.2 as the radius. Click ok. Don’t freak out, because it’s not going to stay like this. Change the opacity of this layer (should be Layer 1) to 55%. It looks a lot more realistic now.

2. Now we’re going to change the lips. Select your background layer with the original picture, and then select the pen tool, and change the settings so it looks like this. Using the pen tool, select the area around the lips by clicking on the corner of the lips, then clicking on a point beside it, like this. When you have the whole mouth selected, you need to close the outline by clicking on the first point you have made. It should look like this. Right click anywhere in the inside of the outline, and choose “Make selection”. If a window pops out, make sure the feather is set to 0, and the anti alias boxis checked. Click ok. The mouth should now be selected. Duplicate the layer (ctrl+j). This should be under your skin layer, and above the layer with the original image. Now we’re going to smooth out the mouth. Choose the smudge tool (R). By default you get the blur tool, but we don’t want that. To get the smudge tool, click on the blur tool holding the left mouse button until you get a little box with three options. Choose the smudge tool. Change the options at the top to Normal mode, and 19% strength. Now (starting from one side of the lip, upper or bottom) click on one part of the lip and (still holding) move your mouse across to the other side. Do the same with the other part of the lip (bottom or top, depending which one you started with). Be careful not to go over the teeth. It should look like this. This doesn’t look realistic, so we’re going to lower the opacity of this layer to 56%. It should look like this.
Optional step!
Adding lip liner. To do this, all you need to do is go to Select>Load Selection. Make sure you still have the lip layer selected. If a window pops out, leave the settings alone and click ok. With the lips still selected, create a new layer (Layer>New>Layer… and click ok). Now you need to change the foreground color to a color slightly darker than the lips. I chose #E0978D. With the lips still selected, go to Edit>Stroke. A window should pop out. Change it to 1px, the location to outside. Click ok. The lip liner is too dark, so set the mode to Darken, and the opacity to 40%. It should look like this.

3. The eyes usually don’t need much work. All I did was brightened up the lower part of the eye using the dodge tool.

4. Now we’re going to edit the skin color. Select the blurred skin layer, and go to Image>Adjust>Brightness/Contrast. Change the brightness to 24, and the contrast to 18. The go to Image>Adjustments>Color Balance. Play around with the settings until you get the shade of skin you like. Then go to Brightness/Contrast again, and set the Brightness to 12 and the Contrast to -24. Mine looks like this.

5. Now it’s time for hair. Choose the background layer with the original image. Select the hair the same way you selected the lips, with the pen tool. Right click, choose make selection, click ok. Duplicate the layer. Go to Image>Adjustment>Color Balance,and play around with the settings to get a less green tint. I chose 15,7,32. Go to Brightness/Contrast again, and change the settings to 6 (brightness), and 16 (contrast). Mine looks like this.

6. Let’s add some make-up to her face. We’ve already added the lip liner (if you did the optional step). What you need to do now is merge all of the layers together, copy the layer, undo the merging so all the layers are separate, and paste the merged layer on top. This way you won’t have to switch in between layers to do the make-up.
Let’s start with blush. You may not want to put blush on her, it’s your call. If you want the blush, make a new layer on top of the “merged layers” layer. Choose a pink-ish color like #FFE6DA as my foreground color, and with a soft round brush, make two circles on her cheeks. Set the mode to Multiply, and the opacity to 80%. Click.
Now the eyshadow. You can choose whatever color you like, I chose grey (#D0D0D0). Paint with the grey color on the space between her eye and her eyebrow, and a little under her bottom eyelid. The following only works if you use grey as the color. To make colorful eyeshadow, play around with the modes and opacity. For grey, change the mode to Hue, and the opacity to 75%.
Click.
Finally, the mascara/eyeliner. All we’re going to do is use to burn tool (it’s under the dodge tool) to make her eyelashes darker. To get the best out of this, don’t use a round brush for this. Choose one of the default photoshop brushes. Choose the original background image, and right click on it with the burn tool selected. Pick this brush. Make it smaller, and zoom in on the eyes. Make sure the exposure in the burn settings is set to around 35%. Her eyelashes look all right, so all we need to do is make the bottom lashes darker. Starting from the tip of the lash, move your mouse slowly to the other end. Do this for all of the bottom lashes on both eyes. Click.

7. The last thing we need to do is get rid of the flying hair in the background. Click.
That’s what we’re going to get rid of. This part is really easy, all you have to do is choose the polygonal lasso tool (under the lasso tool) and outline the parts with the flying hair so they’re selected. Before you do that, change the feather to 2px in the settings. After you’ve selected them, fill the parts in with #F6FCFA. If some parts look too dark/light compared to the actual blue background, even it out with the burn and dodge tools. Click.

That’s it! I know it’s long, it took me 3 hours to write, but I hope it worked for you.
In one of my future blogs I might post a tutorial for removing blemishes and wrinkles, so keep checking back!

Happy New Year!

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The Art of Retouching

Originally I was going to post my review of Blonde Ambition, but the film turned out to be so bad that I didn’t finish watching it. It didn’t seem worthy to present a review of a film that I only finished 3/4 of, so instead I present to you my article on… retouching!

I’m not a professional retoucher, but I have been retouching for around two years and I’m rather proud of my work. There are several types of retouching, for example removing wrinkles and blemishes, replacing parts of an image with another one, changing the proportion or shape of a person’s or a thing’s features, and brightening up an image, or changing the colors.
The last is a rather simple thing to do, something all of us owning Adobe Photoshop probably have done, and not what I call “extreme” retouching. It is commonly used on pictures photographed in a room with poor lighting. Example: click.

Almost every single picture in magazines, ads, billboards etc. were retouched (except celebrity candid photos). Retouching is very expensive (average price is around 100$ for an hour) but people are willing to pay an obscene amount of money for it.
My all time favorite retoucher is Glenn Feron and retouchers of his skill can retouch a photo to the point when you wouldn’t be able to tell that it’s been changed at all.

Something we always hear is “Don’t compare yourselves to people in magazines, they’re all fake and airbrushed”.
“Airbrushing” is only one of a million ways to retouch a photo, and even though I don’t need to show an example of this basic process, it looks something like this. Another thing that is used on all retouched photos is removing wrinkles and blemishes, like this.
That’s basic retouching that even I can do (and did, because that’s my retouching work you saw in the above examples!)
To see extreme retouching (which I’m not going to even attempt) check out professional retouchers’ like Glenn Feron and Glenn Honiball’s portfolios.

Other than retouching faces, bodies are also retouched. For example, take a look at this photo before retouching. See how the woman is leaning to one side, causing her skin to sort of fold together? In the retouched version that part is smoothed out. Some women think that that’s how a body should look like when you’re leaning, but it’s not. What you see in the unretouched version is totally normal and happens to all women, whether they’re slim or not.

In my opinion retouching people is rather easy, and the hardest thing to do is this type of thing. It shows that there’s no limit to how much a picture can be altered, and still look natural.

I’ve been sitting here for an hour writing this article, so I’m going to stop now.
Yes, it’s true that all pictures in magazines are retouched, so next time you open up Elle or Men’s Vogue, don’t contemplate on why you don’t look like those people, because you can look like that too with just a bit of Photoshop magic.

In my next blog I’m going to write a detailed tutorial on basic retouching.

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My mad cooking skills, and Project Runway

Woohoo new blog location! I haven’t been blogging much for several reasons:
1. I was working on my SNTM videos
2. I was watching Project Runway, from season 1 to 4
3. I was ~enjoying my Christmas break~
4. I was re-reading the Twilight series
5. I was spending most of my day playing Spider Solitaire on my laptop

That last one is pathetic, I know, but the fireworks that shot up when you win make me feel special.

On a totally different subject… I made bread! Yayz!! I bought this breadmaker thingamabob a couple of days ago, and decided to try it out. After putting all the different ingredients in, and leaving it to mix and bake, I realized that instead of putting in a certain amount of yeast and salt in teaspoons I put them in tablespoons. Although I was able to fish out most of the excess yeast, the bread ended up being extremely salty, and therefore causing anyone who tried a piece to instantly feel the need to throw up anywhere possible. Bad Mags for not knowing her measurements. That is why I can never be a chef. Also because I can’t pull off the whole kitchen whites thing, but there you go.

Going back to my list, I look back on number 2. Let’s talk about that. Who’s totally excited to watch the rest of Project Runway 4? I know that most people probably don’t watch this show, but I love it to death. So much better than Top Model. They got Donna Karan, Zac Posen, Catherine Malandrino, and Betsey Johnson as guest judges in some of the episodes. The best ANTM ever did was Twiggy, whom they are getting rid of, for Paulina Porizkova (whom I love, so no complaints there). You gotta love Twiggy, though. “Is Jay-Z a… pop singer?”
My favorite PR contestant is Christian, he’s an amazing designer, and I love his personality. The way Heidi talks sounds sooo much better. She still says “One of you will be the winner, and one of you, will be ouwt., but at least she got rid of the “Models, this is also a competition for you as well“.

Twilight! I’m more of a Mansfield Park,Pride and Prejudice person, but I’m liking the Twilight series more and more. It’s taking over the world! Both online and offline. Probably second most famous book ever written for kids/teens after Harry Potter. I’m really excited about the movie, I just hope they don’t screw up the plot line like in HP movies. I LOVE Robert Pattinson, and I think he’ll be great, but whatshername the new Bella actress doesn’t look like what I imagined Bella to be at all. I’d love to see Emily Browning as Bella.
Click to see pretty Bella
VS.
Click to see ugly Bella

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